While listening to “Party in the USA” by MIles K. Cyrus yesterday in GameStop on my lunch break, I decided to start rating events in my life, specifically parties, on what I’m calling the “Nashville Party Scale”. Very cool things, such as cool people parties in NY or LA are a 10 on the coolness scale of 1-10.  On the Nashville Party Scale they are, to quote Miles “Definitely Not a Nashville Party. Very uncool things, such as listening to Miles Cyrus in a Gamestop are a 1 on the general coolness scale or “Total Nashville Party”. 3 = “What Is This, a Nashville Party?” 5 = “Sort of a Nashville Party” 8 = “Not a Nashville Party” The scale is not absolute but will be used to judge everything in my life and certainly every party.  On that note, please invite me to more parties.  

While listening to “Party in the USA” by MIles K. Cyrus yesterday in GameStop on my lunch break, I decided to start rating events in my life, specifically parties, on what I’m calling the “Nashville Party Scale”.

Very cool things, such as cool people parties in NY or LA are a 10 on the coolness scale of 1-10.  On the Nashville Party Scale they are, to quote Miles “Definitely Not a Nashville Party.

Very uncool things, such as listening to Miles Cyrus in a Gamestop are a 1 on the general coolness scale or “Total Nashville Party”.

3 = “What Is This, a Nashville Party?”

5 = “Sort of a Nashville Party”

8 = “Not a Nashville Party”

The scale is not absolute but will be used to judge everything in my life and certainly every party.  On that note, please invite me to more parties.  

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