the world’s greatest

i wish i had something incisive and insightful about what this child and family’s existence means for america but i don’t. no one does. no one could. that’s not what this is about.

if george bush was the signal of the end of the american empire, this child is like if a rabid elephant got loose on the appian way. you’d be like, holy fucking shit and watch it forever until the sun set.  it’s like if a crazy meth head got benjamin buttoned.  it’s like, the best.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-01-05/meet-alana-the-most-spectacular-toddlers-tiaras-contestant-ever/

Saturday, January 7, 2012