Reason 1,998,092 why my dad is hilarious

An email exchange. (Context: I am flying from NY to LA and Morristown is roughly 15 minutes from my home in NJ.)

MY EMAIL

Hello!  I am in the sky, eating cheese and drinking coffee.  Isn’t this world amazing?

Love,

Jackie

HIS REPLY

I am thinking of going to Morristown.

Dad

Tuesday, January 31, 2012