1. i would really like my blog to look like, if it were to wear a sweater, that sweater would have (faux) leather elbow pads.
2. a conversation i had with my dad:
dad: is there a reason you left this light on?
me: just an existential one.
dad: those don’t count.
*turns light off*
don’t tell him i said this, but he cracks me up.